Cake Shop · Muswell Hill, London
Crocodile Cafe Menu & Prices
From the first bake of the morning to afternoon treats, these are the 37 items we would expect to see at Crocodile Cafe in Muswell Hill, London.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by Crocodile Cafe. Always ask staff about allergens.
Cake by the Slice
- Coffee and walnut sliceVN £3.95 Coffee sponge with espresso buttercream and candied walnut halves.
- Biscoff cake sliceV £5.65 Caramelised biscuit sponge, Biscoff buttercream and a crunchy biscuit crumb.
- Carrot cake sliceVN £4.75 Spiced carrot and walnut sponge layered with tangy cream cheese frosting.
- Red velvet sliceV £5.00 Crimson cocoa sponge with cream cheese frosting and crumb decoration.
- Salted caramel sliceV £4.65 Caramel sponge layered with salted caramel sauce and silky buttercream.
- Victoria sponge slicePopularV £4.20 Light vanilla sponge sandwiched with strawberry jam and vanilla buttercream.
- Chocolate fudge cake slicePopularV £4.95 Three tiers of moist chocolate sponge with thick chocolate fudge frosting.
- Black Forest gâteau sliceV £5.55 Chocolate sponge, kirsch-soaked cherries and whipped cream with chocolate curls.
Whole Celebration Cakes
- Drip cake 8" with personalised messageV £52.00 Buttercream cake with a chocolate drip, sweets and your message on a plaque.
- Chocolate fudge cake 8" (serves 14–16)PopularV £41.00 Rich triple-layer chocolate cake with ganache drip and chocolate shards.
- Carrot cake 6" (serves 8–10)VN £35.00 Spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and sugar-paste carrots.
- Red velvet cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £49.50 Layered red velvet sponge with cream cheese frosting and piped rosettes.
- Victoria sponge 6" (serves 8–10)PopularV £27.50 Classic jam and buttercream sponge, finished with a dusting of caster sugar.
- Photo cake 10" (serves 25–30)V £63.50 Large single-tier cake printed with your edible photo image.
- Lemon and raspberry cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £47.00 Lemon sponge with raspberry jam and lemon buttercream, topped with fresh berries.
Custom & Occasion Cakes
- Bespoke birthday cake (from)PopularV £90.00 Designed to your theme with sugar-paste figures, toppers and hand piping.
- Wedding cake consultation and tastingPopularV £33.50 Sample flavours and plan your tiers, finish and flowers with our decorator.
- Bento lunchbox cake 4"V £20.50 Mini two-layer cake with a short message, boxed in a cute clamshell.
- Three-tier wedding cake 6"/8"/10" (serves 80)V £544.50 Elegant stacked tiers with semi-naked or smooth buttercream finish and fresh flowers.
- Corporate logo cake 10"V £76.00 Large tray-style sponge with your logo printed or piped for office events.
- Christening cake 8"V £60.50 Soft pastel sponge cake with fondant decoration and personalised name.
- Gender reveal cake 8"V £54.00 Neutral outside with a pink or blue surprise sponge and sprinkles inside.
Cupcakes & Mini Treats
- Box of 6 assorted cupcakesV £14.50 Mix of our daily flavours, boxed and ready to share or gift.
- Vanilla cupcakePopularV £3.35 Light vanilla sponge topped with a tall swirl of vanilla buttercream.
- Cake pops (box of 6)V £13.00 Cake crumb and frosting dipped in candy melts on a stick, decorated to theme.
- Cupcake bouquet (12)V £47.50 Twelve cupcakes piped as flowers and arranged in a gift bouquet.
- Chocolate cupcakePopularV £3.15 Moist cocoa sponge with chocolate buttercream and sprinkles.
Cheesecakes, Brownies & Bakes
- Rocky road slabV £3.40 Chunky chocolate traybake with marshmallows, biscuits and a dusting of icing sugar.
- Triple chocolate brownieV £3.25 Gooey brownie packed with milk, white and dark chocolate chunks.
- BlondieV £4.20 White chocolate blondie with a chewy caramelised edge and soft middle.
- Lotus Biscoff cheesecake slicePopularV £4.55 No-bake cheesecake swirled with Biscoff spread on a crushed biscuit base.
- New York baked cheesecake slicePopularV £5.20 Dense, creamy baked vanilla cheesecake on a buttery digestive base.
Toasties & Sandwiches
- Brie and cranberry toastieV £7.90 Creamy Brie and cranberry sauce with rocket on toasted sourdough.
- Halloumi wrapV £6.60 Grilled halloumi with roasted peppers, hummus and salad leaves.
- Ham and cheese toastiePopular £6.90 Smoked ham and mature Cheddar pressed between buttered sourdough.
- Club sandwich £10.00 Triple-decker with chicken, bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise.
- Three-cheese toastiePopularV £7.55 Cheddar, mozzarella and red Leicester melted in crisp bread with onion.
Ordering tips for Crocodile Cafe
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Whole and celebration cakes usually need ordering in advance – allow a few days for standard designs and longer for custom work.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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Bakery
Pierre Alix
222 Muswell Hill Broadway, London N10 3SH
Closed · opens Wednesday 8amHygiene 5/5111 m

